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AME: Cotton Hill

OCCUPATION: Retired war hero ("The Big One")

PROUDEST ACHIEVEMENT: Received Purple Heart for having his shins blown off

GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT: Hank Hill

FAVORITE PASTIME: Stopping by the wax museum to give FDR the finger

QUOTE: "I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"
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