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Private Lives
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Aired: 3/8/2010
In the middle of the night, a young woman named Frankie writes about her personal life in an online blog. Her boyfriend Taylor becomes angry when she tells the world about intimate details of their relationship. They argue. Their neighbor, Stuart, knocks on the door to complain about the noise and he notices bruises on Frankie's face. Assuming that Taylor had beaten her, Stuart calls the police.
The team discusses Frankie's case of coagulopathy. Thirteen suggests checking her apartment for toxins. She goes there with Taub, and Stuart the neighbor finds them. Stuart mentions that Frankie is composting trash, which attracts rats. He has to spread poison around the building but Frankie picks up the poison.
House tells Wilson that he plans to stay home and watch porn. Wilson invites him to join him in speed dating so that he can meet a real woman. House walks into the speed dating bar to find Wilson has brought Chase. House is annoyed because Chase has an advantage with his good looks. House bets that if Chase acts like a jerk, loses his accent and avoids mentioning that he is a doctor, Chase will still score. Chase attempts this charade, but gets more attention than House or Wilson.
While Frankie updates her blog in the patient room, she explains to Taub and Foreman that her blog's title resembles her "considered life" which is open to the public. As she uses the toilet, she notifies the doctors that her urine is brown, which means her kidneys are failing. The team suggests Hemolytic uremic syndrome, Gaucher's, Sjogrens and Haff diseases as possibilities. House thinks that Frankie has Haff disease and orders her to be treated with saline and mannitol.
House calls out to Wilson that his porn collection is missing. Wilson tells him that he returned it to the store because he wanted the place to be a porn-free zone, in case he brought a woman from speed dating home. Wilson visits House's office that evening. House went to get his DVDs back but one was missing and he found a copy of it. He plays it "Feral Pleasures," which features a college-aged Wilson. Wilson explains that his roommate made it for a film class and then later added another actor to make it into an adult film. Wilson's character says, "Be not afraid. The forest nymphs have taught me how to please a woman." He walks out of the office and bumps into Thirteen who says, "Be not afraid." This means that everybody knows.
Chase is reading Frankie's blog about all her fights with Taylor. He questions whether her lack of arousal had nothing to do with their fight, but is physical and the result of Sjogren's disease. Chase preps Frankie for a sialogram to X-ray her salivary glands. She mentions that she is a night owl and that she feels she knows people on the internet because they share their most intimate thoughts with each other. Frankie is uncomfortable lying on her back, which Chase thinks indicates heart valve issues. Tests conclude that Frankie's mitrial valve is nearly gone.
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Taub and Chase explain to Frankie and Taylor that she can have a replacement made out of plastic that may cause birth defects or a replacement pig's heart, which will last only ten years. Frankie turns to her blog to get input from her readers. This hurts Taylor.
Wilson walks into his office and finds posters of "Feral Pleasures" have replaced his art. Even the cashier in the cafeteria comments about Wilson's movie. He asks Chase for any dirt on House he can use in retaliation. Chase knows that House is reading a Henry James book that should be a lot thicker than the one he is always digging into. Plus, House never wears his glasses when reading it. He must be hiding another book inside of the cover that he doesn't want anyone to know about. Wilson and Chase go through House's office and find the book. It is actually sermons written by a minister.
Frankie chooses the plastic valve, and Taylor is not happy about her connection to the attention she gets on the internet. Frankie suffers a sudden abdomen pain. After surgery, Foreman and Chase tell her that they removed her appendix after it burst. It was filled with abnormal cells that indicate lymphoma. The cells spread through her body when the appendix burst. She has been approved for an experimental treatment that will create a vaccine to kill the bad cells. She has a year to live. Frankie immediately thinks about the impact on her blog.
Chase is shocked that people treat him differently because of his looks. Thirteen advises him to just take people at face value for being nice. Meanwhile, House finds Wilson reading the book when he comes home. Wilson presses him about why he is reading a religious book that he knows House thinks is nonsense. The next day, House walks into his office to find the entire team with copies of the sermon book. He is alarmed to learn that Chase called the author to get the copies.
The vaccine tricked Frankie's immune response and she incurs a high fever. House wonders why Frankie would be able to sleep in a hospital during the day. Chase notes that she is a night owl. House checks the times of Frankie's online posts. At some point she switched from writing in the day to the night. This reversal is a sign of liver disease, so she must not actually have lymphoma. Chase and Foreman break the news to Frankie that she really only has days to live. The team tries to solve the case before it is too late. They have to find something unique about her infection.
Wilson recognizes the author of the sermons as House's biological father. He wonders why he doesn't just contact him. House says he was only curious but Wilson can't fathom why House would bother with something he thinks is crap. The word "crap" triggers an idea in House. He rushes to Frankie's bed and inquires about her bowel movements, which changed a few months ago. The one thing she wasn't open about in her blog. She has a GI infection that causes malabsorption called Whipple's disease. Taylor will still need a new heart valve but she is going to survive. Frankie decides to go with the pig valve and Taylor brings her laptop over so she can write about it.
Chase wonders whether people can know each other over the internet compared with face-to-face. Thirteen realizes that his interest in the subject is really about his breakup with Cameron. She tells him not to be paranoid that their relationship wasn't real.
Wilson admits that he realizes House was trying to find some sort of connection with his father's mind in order to understand himself. Maybe there was another person like him out there. Meanwhile, Cuddy orders the giant poster of "Feral Pleasures" above the door to be taken down.
Featured Music
- 1. "Chasing Pirates" - Norah Jones
- 2. "What's It Gonna Be" - The Dynamites
- 3. "The Sun Is Shining Down" - JJ Grey & Mofro
- 4. "Lockloosa" - Mofro
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Parenting decisions leave a lasting impact.
A shocking confession compromises a patient's life.