House

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House-isms

Season 6

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He's brash, he's blunt, he's acerbic, he's...House. And, believe it or not, he does think before he speaks. Whether he's belittling his staff or explaining to patients precisely why they're so stupid, House is never at a loss for words, and we've selected the most outrageous quotes from each episode.

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  • "That a pill in your pocket or are you just happy to have a tiny pill shaped penis?"
  • "That much caffeine for a coffee virgin?"
  • "Every time Cuddy leans over a patient, it's another opportunity for a downblouse nipslip."
  • "Why would I want to consider something that doesn't benefit me?"
  • "I'm not asking your name so we can become friends; I'm trying to gauge your mental state."
  • "Now is probably the only time in your life when you can't possibly worry too much."
  • "Like asking too many questions when your savior is trying to take a quick disco nap?"
  • "I think I'm the only one here who knows what a leg is worth."
  • "You have a life. And this...is just a leg."

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Episode		 Episode Title Description Air Date Expires
8/21 Holding On (44:04)  
Holding OnA patient's illness has its roots in the body and mind.
 05/14/2012 11/27/2012
8/20 Post Mortem (43:40)  
Post MortemThe team treats a fellow doctor wary of their skills.
 05/07/2012 11/20/2012
8/19 The C-Word (44:03)  
The C-WordThe team treats a young girl with a genetic condition.
 04/30/2012 11/13/2012
8/18 Body and Soul (44:05)  
Body and SoulThe team analyzes the significance of dreams.
 04/23/2012 11/06/2012
8/17 We Need the Eggs (43:53)  
We Need the EggsThe team dissects different relationships.
 04/16/2012 05/28/2012

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