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My Family is Crazy

Everyone has a little crazy in their family.
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When I was a baby, my mom used to tie me to a stone with some line to walk on. I was kinda wild and restless and could not sit still for long, so my mom found out that that was the solution for me not to run away. When my grandma had me while my parents was on holiday, she did the same thing when she was in the potato field. They did give me some toys to play with, though.

Lucky to be Alive

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When my sister was little (like 5 or 6 years old), my grandma took her to a gas station because they need to get gas for the car. My grandma told my sister to stay. Grandma went inside the store to pay for the gas. Meanwhile, my sister got into the front seat and put the car in reverse. It rolled into the street!

Family Outing

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I went to the eye doctor and my script had changed a lot. The day my new glasses came in, my husband had been grilling at work for a picnic.When we got to the store, I put on my awesome new glasses, looked at husband to ask "What do you think?" Instead, I said, "Honey! Where are your eyebrows!" There were lots of laughs!

Scarred For Life

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My dad and aunt were in the room after my mom gave birth to me. My mom couldn't move (may I remind you I had just born!) and I started peeing in my face. My mom begged my dad and aunt to help me but, instead, they let me pee in my own face while they laughed!

Real Dumb

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My siblings once dared me to touch an electric fence when it was still on! :)

Hazard

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My parents used old-school cotton diapers when my older sister was born. One time, my dad changed her diaper and couldn't figure out why she was still crying. Then he noticed that he had poked the safety pin not only through the diaper, but also through a bit of her belly!
I think she was the youngest girl to get her belly button pierced! We still laugh about it now.

Sufferin’ Siblings

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When my sister was 8, she watched Psycho with me when I was supposed to be babysitting her. The next day, I snuck in the bathroom while she was taking a shower and ripped open the shower curtain with a hair brush in my hand and made the screeching noise from the movie. This happened 11 years ago. She still locks the door to the bathroom to this day.

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When I was 9 years old, I jumped off of a roof into a 5 foot snow bank.

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When I was 5, I stuck a bead up my nose. I was rushed to the emergency room. Before they could get me into the procedure, I was in the waiting room, watching SpongeBob. It was so funny, I fell on the floor, and the bead fell out!

Lucky to be Alive

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My father was going to work on a Saturday. I was about 7 yrs old. He decided it would be a good idea to leave me at the school playground across the street and he let me play while he worked. I have no idea how long I was there, but at some point, I remember needing to use the bathroom badly! I could not cross the street by myself, so I ended up having an accident.

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