"Dewey’s Special Class" Original Air Date 5/2/04
Chapter 519

It’s Dewey’s birthday and Mom and Dad told him to take an IQ test. I implored them to not make him to take the test. It ruined my social life. Life as a Krelboyne is a life of wedgies, nuggies, wet willies and locker prison. I was not going to let it happen.

So I conspired to make Dewey fail that test. See, I can be a good brother you know! But Dewey said he might want to be in the Krelboyne class. Until I told him the coolest person in the class was me. Only problem, the test backfired. He got placed into the “special” kid’s class. Well, nobody’s perfect.

My biggest concern was him telling mom though. I hate Dewey in a position of power. I had to beg him, and give him money, and you don’t want to know what else for him not to tell.

I decided to see Dewey’s counselor and made up a lie about Mom having a substance abuse problem in the hope that he could be retested. That didn’t work though because she came to the house and told Mom that Dewey should be moved but Mom thought that meant moving him from the Krelboyne’s class down to the regular class. Somehow I was going to solve this problem.

Unfortunately, Dewey wouldn’t wait that long. He told mom. The rest, as you know, is history.