"Malcolm Films Reese" Original Air Date 11/30/03
Chapter 505

So I had to talk to Herkabe about my mid-term project. He told me to come to his office for my assignment. Something about his office always made you feel like the worst possible thing was going to happen to you.

Hey – and I was right! He gave me a hat with a surveillance camera on it. He told me to go undercover to study my brother for a psychological profile. Unfortunately, he only gave me one week. Although I knew it was wrong, I did have my grade to consider.

So I began taping my brother. I started by asking him some basic questions. “Do you think it’s funny when people get hurt?” We had an early breakthrough. He said people laugh at him too. Then he punched me in the face. Nice breakthrough.

He then told me he had dreams where he sings really high. And he started talking about clouds that he called sky kittens. Okay, this was getting weird. He has a wishing hole.

So I quit. I couldn’t exploit my brother any longer. But then Herkabe turned it around on me. He used the tape for his own psycho experiment where I became the subject and he proved that someone in authority can get a subservient person to do anything. In this case, tape my brother.

Herkabe told me he just wanted to prove that I wasn’t as smart as I thought. Now I had to make it up to Reese. I apologized. And told him I would do anything to make it right. He practically disowned me as a brother. I can’t really blame him.

So I did what any brilliant person would do. I started a fight at school to get Herkabe out of his office. Then I broke into the office and got on Herkabe’s loud speaker. First, I took myself down by admitting I wanted the lunch lady after seeing her cleavage. But then I realized that the only way to get Reese off the hook was to bring everyone else down with me.

I took out everyone’s permanent records and exposed the entire school for all their skeletons in all their closets. My only problem now? Avoiding the lunch lady’s come-ons.