"Day Care" Original Air Date 05/18/03
Chapter 421

Having a new baby around the house: let’s see, how should I put this…How about, it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened? Does that even do it justice?

This baby cries non-stop, needs diaper changing all the time, and has two terrible parents. Yes, Mom and Dad are terrible parents. No day care center would take Jamie (name of new baby). Apparently it has something to do with our collective juvenile records – go figure.

Finally, Mom and Dad decided to join a church (free day care). The only downfall was we had to go to bible class. Don’t even get me started on this stuff because otherwise this journal entry will be 50 pages long. But Reese got totally brainwashed. Dewey went medieval. Dad had the church build an addition on our house. And Mom, she had to baby-sit someone else’s kid at work.

It was sort of working out – until Mom lost the kid, the church painted a crucified Jesus on our wall, Jamie became the worst baby in history, and Reese tried to fly away to god and then crashed through the stained glass window of the church.

The good thing, we left the church under our own volition. Can you believe they didn’t kick us out?