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"Baby Part 2" Original Air Date 05/18/03
Chapter 420

So a quick recap. Mom and Dad decided to induce labor on Dewey’s birthday – without even realizing. Then Dad got busted at the mall and held by security. Then, Mom started going into labor at home putting Dad in big trouble with Mom.

Okay, so we finally got out of security at the mall and were heading home. But what happens? Dad gets in a wreck. Hurts his neck and gets hospitalized. So we’re stuck at the hospital while Mom’s at home giving birth. Yeah, that sounds about par for the course.

Dad’s all hopped up on pain meds, so we decided to take a class that was being offered at the hospital. The class was all about child care for newborns. You know what we realized? Mom and Dad didn’t do any of this stuff! All the coddling and caring for. Ridiculous! Well, we weren’t going to let them ruin another life. So we decided to learn everything we could.

Back at home, Francis – that’s right – Francis was delivering Mom’s baby! As if his nightmares weren’t bad enough already. I think he and Mom probably bonded over it though, so things might turn out a little better. Can you imagine though, having to not just see your Mom’s, uh, thing, but having to put your hands in there!!!!

A moment of silence if you please…

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