"Forbidden Girlfriend"
Original Air Date 12/15/02
Chapter 405

So I’m getting punished, again, only this time Mom is forcing me to
use my brain. I’ve had to start tutoring kids at school. Sure you
meet lots of people, but they’re all idiots, morons, dweebs, freaks,
spazzes, etc. It’s like torture.
Well, it was torture until I met Nikki. Okay, pretend it’s a bad
B-movie and the nerdy tutoring guy goes to a house only to find this totally
oversexed hot girl who likes brainy guys. Yeah, I KNOW!
There was only one small detail. It seems that her ex-G.I. Dad hates me
and thinks I’m a terrible influence on his daughter. Me?! What did
I ever do? She’s the one who wants to ditch class to make-out. Believe
me though, it’s totally worth it.
So we had to sneak around a little. No big deal, Nikki is hot! Well, then
her dad called Mom. And then Mom forbid me from seeing her too. Can I just
say that all this sneaking around, albeit a big turn-on, is really a big
pain in the butt.
Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore. I had to tell Nikki that simply
fooling around wasn’t good enough for a lasting relationship. But
we both realized, we actually liked each other. We had a lot in common,
and she even puts up with my complaining (the angel on the left side of
my shoulder says to keep her).
Well, that’s good enough for me. If I can find one cute girl who
can put up with me with all my idiosyncrasies, I guess it must be love…right?
Screw it if it’s forbidden!