"Humilithon" Original Air Date 11/10/02
Chapter 402

Guess what? I’m officially done with junior high. I’m no longer a Krelboyne. Can you believe it? Sure I’ll miss the lab mishaps, endless ridicule and teacher resentment, but…wait, no I won’t! I’m in High School!
Okay, now we get to the part where Murphy’s Law takes over. I’ve made a list for you, so hopefully you can predict where all this goes.
- Mom & Dad were forced to volunteer at school for the first week.
- My old teacher Mr. Herkabe is the new Dean of Discipline.
- The school is enormous, I can’t find anything.
- Krelboynes won’t leave me alone.

So that sums up the initial obstacles of my first week. So let’s talk
about the Krelboynes. Try as I could, there was no avoiding them. They infested me like the plague. I just wanted to make new friends and try to blend in.
Now the Mom/Dad volunteer thing. It started okay, but when I needed Mom’s help, she totally embarrassed me by finding a stain on my pants. She made this whole scene in front of the entire school. Now I have this nickname – “Stain.” I’ve been at school less than a week and my nickname is Stain!
Every attempt I made to try and fit in, make a new name for myself, failed miserably. Now I was ostracized at school, my parents are a total nightmare, and the Krelboynes rightfully think I’m the world’s biggest jerk!
I figured there was only one way out of all this…Military School. That was it! I could start all over. I decided to steal Dad’s car from the school parking lot and run it into Mom’s. It was a foolproof plan. So, I get the car, rev it up, but Reese tried to stop me by jumping on the hood! A huge crowd started to gather. Just as I was about to gun it, Cynthia (hot Krelboyne girl), yelled that if I went through with it, she’d never have sex with me again!

Moment of silence please.

Okay. Now, I’ve never had sex with her, but for some reason, it worked. The crowd started buzzing. Do you realize the instant status that “having sex” provides you as a freshman? I was completely vindicated!
Now it remains to be seen if everyone will still call me Stain, but maybe some new ones will creep out…like Stud or Rock Star…