"Poker 2" Original Air Date 4/21/02
Chapter 322

So Dad decides to have his Poker game over at our house. Basically what that means is we get detained to our rooms with nothing to do for three hours while he and his friends compete over stacking pretzels and sweat sock length. They're like children!

Anyway, it wasn't all bad. One of the other dad's brought his daughter Chandra and her friend Kristin. Reese and I were psyched, especially when Dad told us we "had" to keep them entertained, like that's a sentencing! It was awful though because they were totally mean. That was until Stevie showed up and Reese told them Stevie was dying.

Reese decided to do what he likes to call charity work. In this instance, it meant pimping out a fatal disease so Stevie could hook up with a girl. It was his way of making himself feel good. Meanwhile, I spotted a gun in Kristin's purse and when she left the room I took it and hid it. I mean, our house may be a lot of things: a dump, a prison, hell…but it is not a place for firearms. Needless to say, Kristin freaked out when she couldn't find it and called her psychopath boyfriend to come and get it back from me.

So while Stevie is using his fake death to score with Chandra, Reese watching, Dewey angry for us kicking him out, I'm in the garage taking a hacksaw to the gun, figuring that was the best solution to the problem. I'm sure we all know where this is going…YES! The gun went off. I almost killed everyone. So now it's my fault! Yeah, that sounds about right.