"Night
and Deity"
Episode KH716
Original Airdate: 5/11/03
Bill begins trying to attract birds after Peggy organizes a bird society,
by laying out food in everyone’s yard. When pigeons begin to
flock to Bill’s yard as well as all the neighbors, Dale is called
in to exterminate but can’t get rid of them.
Dale must go to the pigeon god, Sheila, a female exterminator from
town. Sheila, who coincidentally looks like Dale’s wife Nancy,
tries to teach Dale how to exterminate the pigeons a la Tin Cup.
Nancy becomes concerned that Dale may fall for Sheila in order to
get back at him for her 15 years of cheating so she offers to help
Dale with work to keep them closer together. Sheila invites Dale on
an overnight exterminating job and attempts to seduce him, but Dale
is completely oblivious to Sheila’s intentions – he idolizes
her and just enjoys having someone to discuss exterminating with.
On the job however, Dale soon figures out what is going on and tries
to let Sheila down easy. Meanwhile, Luanne asks Hank to be her designated
driver now that she is turning 21, but when he accidentally gets drunk
they’re forced to take a cab home.