"New
Cowboy on the Block"
Episode KH715
Original Airdate: 11/16/03
Hank and the guys are thrilled when a former Dallas Cowboy with a
brief but unsuccessful career moves onto their street. The former
player begins to give Bobby some football pointers and eventually
the guys are invited over to watch a football game with him.
In the gang’s nervousness they arrive at his house overdressed
and end up leaving the party right away. But when the party doesn’t
end, an upset Kahn goes to Hank, the block captain in charge of handling
neighbor complaints, to ask the former Dallas Cowboy to quiet down.
Instead Hank sides with the football player angering Kahn further.
But when the Cowboy begins to teach Bobby dirty NFL tricks and his
dog craps on Hank’s lawn, Hank has had enough. When Hank confronts
him he is belligerent and burns down some of Hank’s gate, forcing
Hank to call the police. When the police side with the former NFL
player, Hank realizes he has created a monster and he and Kahn are
forced to take matters into their own hands. They begin riding around
on their lawnmowers very early in the morning to upset the football
player, who eventually comes out and hits Kahn, but again the police
do not believe them.
Hank devises a plan, and tricks the ex-Cowboy into hitting him with
his left hand next time so he will leave an imprint of his championship
ring on his face. This time the police have no choice but to believe
Hank and Kahn, and peace returns to the block.