"New Cowboy on the Block"
Episode KH715
Original Airdate: 11/16/03

Hank and the guys are thrilled when a former Dallas Cowboy with a brief but unsuccessful career moves onto their street. The former player begins to give Bobby some football pointers and eventually the guys are invited over to watch a football game with him.

In the gang’s nervousness they arrive at his house overdressed and end up leaving the party right away. But when the party doesn’t end, an upset Kahn goes to Hank, the block captain in charge of handling neighbor complaints, to ask the former Dallas Cowboy to quiet down. Instead Hank sides with the football player angering Kahn further.

But when the Cowboy begins to teach Bobby dirty NFL tricks and his dog craps on Hank’s lawn, Hank has had enough. When Hank confronts him he is belligerent and burns down some of Hank’s gate, forcing Hank to call the police. When the police side with the former NFL player, Hank realizes he has created a monster and he and Kahn are forced to take matters into their own hands. They begin riding around on their lawnmowers very early in the morning to upset the football player, who eventually comes out and hits Kahn, but again the police do not believe them.

Hank devises a plan, and tricks the ex-Cowboy into hitting him with his left hand next time so he will leave an imprint of his championship ring on his face. This time the police have no choice but to believe Hank and Kahn, and peace returns to the block.