"Dang Ol' Love"
Episode KH617
Original Airdate: 5/05/02

Bill falls in love with a woman he spots jogging by the alley. Dale tells Bill that he should dig a hole in the alley so she'll twist her ankle and Bill can come to her rescue. But when she falls, Boomhauer is the one there to help her. He falls in love with the woman, causing a rift in his relationship with Bill.

Hank is supportive of Boomhauer because this is the first time he has fallen in love with a woman. Boomhauer is so enamored with the woman that he proposes, but she flips out because she can't make an emotional commitment - she's a female Boomhauer. Boomhauer is crushed, and Hank can't help console him because he's been happily married to Peggy for years and doesn't know how to treat a broken heart. But Bill, who has been dumped consistently, helps Boomhauer get over the jogger.