"Ho Yeah!"
Episode KH515
Original Airdate: 02/25/01

"The only woman I'm pimping is sweet lady propane!" - Hank

Hank's boss hires a new girl, Tammi, at Strickland Propane. Hank thinks she's not very smart, but as usual, Peggy sees a girl with educational needs and offers to tutor her for her GED. While eating dinner with the family, Tammi reveals that she's been living out of her car, so Peggy offers her a place to stay in the house as well.


Hank starts warming up to Tammi, though, because she pays them rent, buys them gifts and treats everyone with the utmost respect. In return, Hank decides to set Tammi up with some of the most eligible bachelors in Arlen.

Turns out, however, that Tammi is actually a prostitute and has been using Hank as a pseudo pimp. Hank and Peggy are totally oblivious and continue living their lives as normal. Unfortunately for Tammi, her old pimp, Alabaster, shows up demanding she return to Oklahoma City and work for him. Hank stands up for her, but reprimands Tammi for lying. After a car chase and a standoff, Hank practically kicks Alabaster out of town and refuses to let her leave with him.