House-isms
Season 8
He's brash, he's blunt, he's acerbic, he's...House. And, believe it or not, he does think before he speaks. Whether he's belittling his staff or explaining to patients precisely why they're so stupid, House is never at a loss for words, and we've selected the most outrageous quotes from each episode.
Man of the House
"It pains me to interrupt the collegial banter. It pains me even more to listen to it continue."
"Evolution does not work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish. If we're going to go extinct, we're going to do it drinking Scotch and driving muscle cars."
"Well, if it isn't the old ball and Ukraine."
House: "I need my apartment key back."
Wilson: "If you're breaking up with me, can we at least talk about it first?"
House: "Maybe if you weren't all nag and no shag."
Wilson: "Dominika gets a Green Card. What's in this for you?"
House: "This is what men do for the women that they pretend to love."
"I'm guessing that your testosterone level is just below Bieber."
"It's no wonder that you think women are so great. You've basically been one for these past three years."
"Can we hurry this up? I have a government to defraud at noon."
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| Season/ Episode |
Episode Title | Description | Air Date | Expires |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8/12 | Chase (44:02) |
 Everyone is in search of a calling. |
02/13/2012 | 08/28/2012 |
| 8/11 | Nobody's Fault (44:02) |
 House's process comes under scrutiny. |
02/06/2012 | 04/09/2012 |
| 8/10 | Runaways (44:03) |
 A marriage is tested in sickness and in health. |
01/30/2012 | 08/14/2012 |
| 8/9 | Better Half (43:57) |
 A marriage is tested in sickness and in health. |
01/23/2012 | 08/07/2012 |
| 8/8 | Perils of Paranoia (43:57) |
 A patient's paranoia has an adverse medical effect. |
11/28/2011 | 02/27/2012 |
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