House

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House-isms

Season 6

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He's brash, he's blunt, he's acerbic, he's...House. And, believe it or not, he does think before he speaks. Whether he's belittling his staff or explaining to patients precisely why they're so stupid, House is never at a loss for words, and we've selected the most outrageous quotes from each episode.

Ignorance Is Bliss

  • "Although I should be clear, for two bucks all you get is top half, over the clothes."
  • "New me is static guarded and friction free."
  • "Guy's a braniac and his secret drug of choice is booze? Kinda pedestrian, don't you think?"
  • "Can't believe Lucas fell for my 'I'd never say this because it's so deeply personal except I'm drunk' profession of love. Second oldest trick in the book."
  • "Sorry to inconvenience you. Dying patients can be so thoughtless."
  • "Nice comeback. Very Oscar Wilde."
  • "Internet special. Seventy bucks for all the nose job you want."
  • "What's a conscience?"
  • "All organs do look pretty much the same. Red and squishy."
  • "Sixteen splenectomies. Pretty sure he gets a set of steak knives with that."

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8/21 Holding On (44:04)  
Holding OnA patient's illness has its roots in the body and mind.
 05/14/2012 11/27/2012
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 05/07/2012 11/20/2012
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The C-WordThe team treats a young girl with a genetic condition.
 04/30/2012 11/13/2012
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Body and SoulThe team analyzes the significance of dreams.
 04/23/2012 11/06/2012
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We Need the EggsThe team dissects different relationships.
 04/16/2012 05/28/2012

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