House

2-HR EPISODE
MON 8/7c MAY 28

House-isms

Season 6

View Full Season

He's brash, he's blunt, he's acerbic, he's...House. And, believe it or not, he does think before he speaks. Whether he's belittling his staff or explaining to patients precisely why they're so stupid, House is never at a loss for words, and we've selected the most outrageous quotes from each episode.

Baggage

  • "Therafy me."
  • "I'm not stressed - beyond the stress induced by your telling me how stressed I am."
  • "Given your usual rate of commitment, we're lucky you're not already re-divorced."
  • "Her old friend, the fried carbohydrate."
  • "You think she fell down the stairs and pissed her pants because Wilson dumped her too?"
  • "Everyone wants their stuff. That's why it's their stuff."
  • "I cared for eight seconds. Then I got ‘distracted.'"
  • "Aren't therapists supposed to be nurturing?"
  • "People who kick when you're down are jerks, but generally not irrational jerks."
  • "For godsake, Wilson. You really span the chasm from wishy to washy."
  • "Make a decision. If you're gonna be an ass. Stick with it."
  • "Colluding about me is their favorite pastime."
  • "People's brains stop working when they think they're losing someone they love."
  • "If you're going to invest everything I haven't mentioned with unnatural significance, let's include drawstring pants and the Peloponnesian War."

Latest Full Episodes

8DAYS

Episodes appear online 8 days after airdate. Learn more

Season/
Episode		 Episode Title Description Air Date Expires
8/21 Holding On (44:04)  
Holding OnA patient's illness has its roots in the body and mind.
 05/14/2012 11/27/2012
8/20 Post Mortem (43:40)  
Post MortemThe team treats a fellow doctor wary of their skills.
 05/07/2012 11/20/2012
8/19 The C-Word (44:03)  
The C-WordThe team treats a young girl with a genetic condition.
 04/30/2012 11/13/2012
8/18 Body and Soul (44:05)  
Body and SoulThe team analyzes the significance of dreams.
 04/23/2012 11/06/2012
8/17 We Need the Eggs (43:53)  
We Need the EggsThe team dissects different relationships.
 04/16/2012 05/28/2012

8 days

Episodes are available 8 days after airdate to subscribers of participating TV providers. Learn More

8 days

Episodes unlock 8 days after airdate.

View All Episodes »