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House-isms

Season 6

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He's brash, he's blunt, he's acerbic, he's...House. And, believe it or not, he does think before he speaks. Whether he's belittling his staff or explaining to patients precisely why they're so stupid, House is never at a loss for words, and we've selected the most outrageous quotes from each episode.

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  • Cuddy: "What'll you do next time one of your patients needs a liver transplant?"
    House: "Go talk to Wilson about something completely unrelated and see what happens."

  • "If you really wanted to make a deal you should have ditched the push-up and gone with the demi. Nothing makes a guy want to close like highbeams."

  • "You ever noticed how many porn sites have 'mom' in the domain name?"

  • Cuddy: "She's not massaging your leg."
    House: "She will...eventually."

  • "Despite what you may have learned in Hebrew school or from Jimmy Cliff, sometimes the bigger they are...the harder they kick your ass."

  • Cuddy: "You knew she was stealing meds?"
    House: "No, but have you seen the way she opens the mail?"

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Episode		 Episode Title Description Air Date Expires
8/9 Runaways (44:03)  
RunawaysA marriage is tested in sickness and in health.
 01/30/2012 08/14/2012
8/9 Better Half (43:57)  
Better HalfA marriage is tested in sickness and in health.
 01/23/2012 08/07/2012
8/8 Perils of Paranoia (43:57)  
Perils of ParanoiaA patient's paranoia has an adverse medical effect.
 11/28/2011 02/27/2012
8/7 Dead And Buried (44:01)  
Dead And BuriedA 14-year-old patient is suffering from more than teen angst.
 11/21/2011 02/20/2012
8/6 Parents (44:03)  
ParentsParenting decisions leave a lasting impact.
 11/14/2011 02/13/2012

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