Broken

• "Dry heaves are gone and so am I."

• "And he's black. You'd think you'd be a little more sensitive on the slavery issue."

• "I was deluded into thinking I might be crazy."

• "This is a popular new treatment? Blackmail?"

• "Is suicide taboo? Or is it just irrelevant?"

• "I want to deal with my problems some place where I can get a decent cappuccino."

• "Seriously, anorexia? Were you supposed to be a girl? And, in answer to your implicit question, yes those pants make you look fat."

• "So how upset were you when you woke up in the ER and you were still alive? And a failure?"

• "It's table tennis, not table volleyball. And with no net, it's table nothing."

• "Then we can assume the girl he's with is named Nooner."

• "You're my only friend. And I hate you."

• "How come every time you compliment me it sounds like an accusation?"

• "What exactly is the difference between pretending to cooperate and actually cooperating?"

• "Hi. It's like hello, only shorter."

• "I started to connect with one guy but then my propensity for screwing things up overtook me. And then my desire to have fun overcame my propensity."

• "Successes only last until someone screws them up. Failures are forever."

• "We're all pathetic. It's what makes everything interesting."