Air Date: 5/8/05
When Chris' teacher wins the lotto and quits, Brian fills in as the substitute. All's well until Brian is moved to another class where he must teach troubled kids to aim low. Meanwhile, Chris is instantly smitten with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to be with him if he kills her husband. But when Lois finds the teacher's written instructions in Chris' laundry, she and Stewie conspire together to find answers and teach Chris a lesson.
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|Episode Title||Description||Air Date||Expires|
|12/7||Into Harmony's Way (21:34)||
Peter and Quagmire break the sound of silence as a singing duo. SUN 9/8c
|12/6||Life of Brian (21:37)||
Damn you vile time travel! SUN 9/8c
|12/5||Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee (21:34)||
The Griffins say ciao. SUN 9/8c
|12/4||A Fistful of Meg (21:38)||
Meg faces the fight of her life.
|12/3||Quagmire's Quagmire (21:37)||
Quagmire's dream woman turns out to be his worst nightmare. SUN 9/8c
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