Lois reveals what she’s really looking for in a husband.
Meg decides to use Peter's new status as her high school's temporary principal to exact revenge on those who bullied her in the past.
Peter starts to feel jealous of Lois when she overshadows him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is babysitting him.
Lois tells her kids she's going to Boston to get away from them and not for baseball.
In an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods.