introducing: beast wizard vii.

Posted on September 19th, 2008 by
hadley

Courage of an eagle, strength of a tiger, and the power of a Wizard…

BEAST WIZARD VII

The Beast Wizard

“One hell of an adventure…” -Steven McDougall, Film Press Daily

“No one does it quite like Beast Wizard does it!” -Lisa Ambrosia, The Nantucket Express

“Proving Hollywood’s not quite out of fresh ideas yet.” -Sandy Peters, yesterdaysfilms.com

George Laszlo (”Out House”) inherits the wand as the great Beast Wizard in this new direct-to-DVD classic. Faced with his greatest challenge yet, the Beast Wizard must use his animalistic prowess and defeat uber-evil Seth to save his closest friends from extinction. But can he do it in time? Beast Wizard VII also stars Cecily Schaefer as Princess Aquilina, Jason Heck as Seth, and Loyola the Tiger as the Tiger. It is produced by John Wirth (”The Ghost Whisperer”) and James Middleton (”Basic Instinct 2″) and written by Josh Friedman (”Chain Reaction”). The film is directed by famed helmer McG (”Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle”).

Beast Wizard VII premieres Monday, September 22 @ 8PM only on FOX.

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16 Responses to “introducing: beast wizard vii.”

  1. Gusar September 19th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    LOOOOOOOOL

    Perfect! Absolutely perfect!

  2. k8ie September 19th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Oh my God.

    *dies laughing*

  3. Erika September 19th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    God I LOVE this - I want the rest of the promo photos - these are a riot!

  4. Sarah September 19th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    Hey where did she get the red nailpolish in the jungle?? LOL Is this suppose to be a joke?

  5. Laura September 19th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    LOL. OMGLOL.

    AWESOME.

  6. theToucher September 19th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    Don’t mock Beast Wizard! Its a great idea!!!

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  9. Dan Hitchman September 19th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    Brilliant! All Lazlo needs now is a sidekick for his next film– Crime Caper 5: Takin’ Back the Streets!

    I say Bruce Campbell! Bruce is da man! LOL!

  10. Corey (Thecolours) September 19th, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    OMG..finally. Uber-evil Seth has evaded defeat for far to long. The Beast Wizard can finally put an end to his reign of terror with the fabled wand!

  11. theToucher September 20th, 2008 at 1:25 am

    Actually.. I wonder if Lazio’s film career will look amazing similar to Arnie’s? That would be teasing!!!

  12. Rafie September 20th, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Omg!!!!!
    That is SO cool.
    “No one does it quite like Beast Wizard does it!” I’ll bet! LOL
    Ps: on a second note….Damm!! Garret Dillahunt looks ripped!!!!

  13. Joerg September 21st, 2008 at 2:15 am

    Well, this is scary. Let’s hope that the upcoming high budget Terminator4:Salvation directed by McG will be worth it… his previous works are far from a great curriculum, are they?

  14. AdoptMeSarah September 21st, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    Love the loin cloth!!!

  15. ProgGrrl September 24th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    This was definitely my favorite thing about this week’s ep. What that says about me, I don’t wanna know.

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